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It was recently brought to my attention (again) that I swear too much. I've been told it makes you seem less credible and un-intellegent. I reply with a resounding: "So fucking what?!!!"

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK,

I never get tired of defending that first amendment, especially since I'm one of the few people I know who actually did defend it and all the others. Ok, I'll stop pulling my vet card now. I'm so 12 but at least that way I'll never truly grow old.

How's that for content? I can just see the New York Times calling me and offering me a job soon.