Discourse amongst friends

ha ha ha you are now one of my blog entries. You make such a good student. hugs and kisses, The Professor. Professor, I write to you in these chaotic times, not to quell my mercurial thoughts; rather for the first time in several fortnights they are substantially vapid. I am quite antagonized by the youth today and their apathetic nuances. If it's not sheer apathy it's destruction and debauchery. The state of the nation is at unrest. The universe as we know it is unraveling. Great Scott! Something must be done! Those misbegotten youth of today have no idea what it was like during the 20th century. Have we not learned from history? Countless times it repeats itself as Mr. Satayana was right. It seems my worst presentiment is about to transpire. What of the days when a young lad had long hair or green liberty spikes? Now the new creature has to sport an emo haircut and write catchy pop songs about girls that don't even exist that are little more than a soundtrack for the other bitterly hopeless, disenfranchised youth to induce a toxic state of mind. It's music to slit your wrists to. It's only a matter of time before someone utilizes that as a slogan. On the plus side there will be one less whiney kid out there trying to get attention from a female who doesn't even know he's alive and maybe, just maybe if we're lucky we'll save a few trees in the process by eradicating the need to mass produce so many facial tissues. I sincerely hope our discourse has been thought provoking; let your cult, er, disciples....students, if you will, continue to wallow in their recreancy and maybe you'll be able to retire. If the youth of today are our future leaders, God save our souls. Veritably avowed, ******** >Yes, it would be a shame is someone was unintelligible to the point of >asking what your closing meant. Curse those with an average vocabulary, >which by the way, creates a limitation on some socialites. Even though >some may believe you to be a little on the fastidious side of social >structure, I still hold you with high reverence. Do not allow contrition >to deter you from expanding your vocabulary. I applaud you good sir, as a >person, not a ronkey. > >Humbly devout > The Professor. > >***** wrote: I have to agree. I went >through both of them and was like: "wow...that was >clever" or "fuck...dude i need a life" > >You're the first person to ever comment on my closing and I've had it for 9 >months. > > >However, whatever critisism I receive from hoodlums like yourself, I do not >let it agitate me. I know it's a ploy, you know it's a ploy, but it's an >effective ploy because, most people don't know what it means, and are >definately not going to reply with : "what does that mean?" lest they sound >like a complete Ronkey. > > >Veritably avowed, > >--****** > > > > > > >From: The Professor > >To: ******* > >Subject: Re: your blog > >Date: Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:08:38 -0700 (PDT) > > > >I am not sure that I have much of an audience for my blog. However, I >will > >admit that it was extremely funny. Reading some of my old posts even >cause > >me to laugh. I was such an ass. By the way, your closing of you e-mail, > >"Veritably avowed", is for the most part ostentatious. lol. > > > >***** wrote: > >Heya Professor, > > > > Looks like you still have an audience.