Inferior Press

Just your run of the mill ranting and quirky observations. Nothing special or atypical here. (DISCLAIMER: My early posts (circa 2006) are not for the easily offended. I had a propensity to write contextually brash and use coarse vernacular associated with the disenfranchised and bitter (read: failed rock star). I plan to continue to write off collar posts here but I will attempt to amplify witticism by mitigating the reliance upon "shock value" gained from profanity.)

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Fake smile

This chick I work with has a camera on her phone (these days who doesn't?) and took my picture tonight. I tried to smile but she told me it was such a fake smile. I agree. But, at least I smiled. That would not have happened 6 months ago.

So, maybe I need to start perfecting my fake smile. Since I'm a narcissist anyway, and constantly looking in the mirror, perhaps I can hone my skills to effectively give a convincing fake smile.

That's it! Armed with this new information, I now know why I haven't taken over the world yet. Soon I will. I'm eligible to be president in 2016. This is such a bad idea....

...count me in!

posted by Cloak and Dagger: The Man in the Shadows @ 9:37 PM

2 Comments:

At 9:59 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Don't worry, you are still my bes friend. you will be hanging out with me, steven colbert, and jon stewart. Don't worry my friend, you will be involved with all the tom foolery.

 
At 9:50 AM, Blogger Cloak and Dagger: The Man in the Shadows said...

can we invite ponch from chips?

 

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