Attraction

So apparently all these women are "winking" at me from a dating site I joined a long time ago and forgot my password to. I keep getting these in my email. It's cool I suppose because some of them are hot, which boost my esteem ever so slightly. The problem is they're responding to my clean cut picture: wearing a suit and sans beard and slicked back short hair.

I'm sure if I posted a bearded picture, to prove my theory of deterrent, maybe my inbox wouldn't be so flooded.

On the other hand, maybe they're not really "women" at all. Perhaps they are computer generated from the dating site, who carefully scour my desires and create the perfect match for me. Instead of just one dream girl, Ihave hundreds of dream girls to choose from.

Maybe I'm just paranoid. Cue the music.