Inferior Press

Just your run of the mill ranting and quirky observations. Nothing special or atypical here. (DISCLAIMER: My early posts (circa 2006) are not for the easily offended. I had a propensity to write contextually brash and use coarse vernacular associated with the disenfranchised and bitter (read: failed rock star). I plan to continue to write off collar posts here but I will attempt to amplify witticism by mitigating the reliance upon "shock value" gained from profanity.)

Thursday, May 18, 2006

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As I mentioned in a previous post, I kept getting all these "winks" via email from these women on a dating site I signed up for a long time ago.

They were winking at my old picture in which, I was wearing a suit, had a clean shave and shorter slicked back hair.

I decided to delve into my sick mind and try to recover the password. I did. Then I changed the primary picture to the one on this site in an effort to test my theory of deterrence.

I was averaging about 4 winks a day. As of today, nothing to report. I'll let it run it's course for a couple of weeks and see if my theory can be graduated to the next level: the law of deterrence.

On the other hand though, I'm still stuck with my computer generated women from the dating site hypothesis.

Either way, in two weeks time you can expect that I will post my findings and either elevate the hypothesis to theory, or the theory to law.

Yeah, I know, I'm a geek; poorly disguised with a rock and roll facade.

1 Comments:

At 6:41 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

I am shocked that you haven't gotten any winks...not even from the older women?? you know, the ones that wanted to fuck ponche from C.H.I.P.S? Damn it man. you look like ponche. ha ha ha

 

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