Deterence Theory Elevated

Fuck.

That's all I can say about the last two weeks of madness. I tried to post from work since my Internet access was temporarilly out of commission while I moved, and with cookies disabled, the slow ass connection and the mainframe being behind lock and key, it proved futile.

I did try to break into the control room through both social engineering and brute force but that just raised a few eyebrows and worked to no avail.

I am officially rasing the "Deterrence Theory" to "Law of Deterrence". I haven't gotten any "winks" in weeks, and the one female I did meet hasn't called me back since then.

Also this is my new rating at Hot or not:



Fuck being a modern man or metro-sexual. I want to be a cave man. And after being cooped up the last two days at work with all those women and hearing too many "female issue" topics, I need to go eat a raw steak and lift some weights to get my testosterone level back up to normal.