Inferior Press

Just your run of the mill ranting and quirky observations. Nothing special or atypical here. (DISCLAIMER: My early posts (circa 2006) are not for the easily offended. I had a propensity to write contextually brash and use coarse vernacular associated with the disenfranchised and bitter (read: failed rock star). I plan to continue to write off collar posts here but I will attempt to amplify witticism by mitigating the reliance upon "shock value" gained from profanity.)

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Moving Day

Since I didn't want my giant beak to be the focal point when one might puruse this page, I thought I would submit this post.

Thursday is moving day, and I'm trying to take this cactus (actually cactii) with me.

If I can take it with me, I will name it Spike. I know, not so clever. After I can prove to myself that I can take care of a plant, (and how hard is it to kill cactii?) I will get me a baby Iguanna. The perfect pet for me, since they dig the heat, I'll leave my place around 100 degrees. Since most people call their iguannas "Iggy", I will call mine "Hard core".

Eventually, I'll weasle, er, work my way up to a relationship.

posted by Cloak and Dagger: The Man in the Shadows @ 3:04 PM

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